Long Way Down: In each episode...

In each episode,
Ewan will say 'amazing'
Charlie will question why the world is such a horrid place
Ewan will mention his tedious wife
The tour manager chappie will mention their schedule
The tour manager chappie will mention team building
Ewan will say that it was really great to be in a team
The swiss cameraman will be onscreen for 1 second
They will visit a UNICEF project
They will profess to how lucky they are
They will whinge that they are riding their bikes all day
Each country is amazing but they're only there for 2 days
They will camp once a week - and stay in luxury hotels for the rest
They will fly at UNICEF's expense to each UNICEF camp as to ride there would be 'dangerous'
At the end of each episode they might have to turn around because of an insurmountable obstacle
At the end of each episode someone will fall off a bike 'next time'
Nobody will mention that it has become apparent that their schedule is painfully tight
Nobody will mention that Long Way Round was considerably more challenging
Nobody will suggest that this rich boy's beano is a cynical ploy to sell shedloads of DVDs, CDs and books at Christmas