Gordo has a new tv show. Its dead clever. In it he takes a tired restaurant which is going to the wall and then he turns it round purely through the use of the word fuck and before you know it its the best fucking restaurant in the fucking world. Wait a second, how many fucking series of fucking Gordon's Fucking Kitchen fucking Nightmares have there been? Fucking Gordon Ramsay has fucking set me fucking off now.
On last night's edition yet another restaurant was dying a slow death and then leatherface turned up and before you know it Ramsay was fuck this and fuck that, and that's a fucking disgrace and that's fucking disgusting. He then left the kitchen and started banging on at the owner about the fucking crusty knickers on the fucking paintings. Then the owner to his credit told Ramsay that he had crossed a line and that he should fuck off and take his film crew with him.
The only sad thing is that Ramsay didn't fuck off but came across as such a fucking prick that I fucked off.
It was, as the saying goes, a fucking disgrace.
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