I was sent a particularly amusing link today:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/customer-reviews/0840700555/ref=cm_cr
which goes quite nicely with this tale of rags to riches:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kerry-Katona-Young-Survival-Celebrity/dp/0091913896/sr=1-1/qid=1170864808/ref=sr_1_1/203-0631913-0794330?ie=UTF8&s=books
but can never be topped by this masterpiece:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Very-Best-David-Hasselhoff/dp/B00005Q8UG/ref=pd_rhf_p_4/203-0631913-0794330
and it got me thinking about religion. Kerry Katona knows all about that. She's the new domestic Messiah when it comes to Iceland. Hasselhoff is a God and the Bible is a poor man's Jeffrey Archer book.
No, the real joy is to be found here:
http://www.scientology.org/
Its not that its teeth-grindingly skin crawlingly weird, and that its so obviously a fully freaked out church of the rich and cultish. Its when I see things like this that I start to get worried. I aim one day to reach Level "40.0 Serenity of Beingness". Once I have attained this state, Tom Cruise will no longer irritate me.
What I really want to learn is what this is and how does it work?
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