Call the Health and Safety Inspectors!

I just suffered a freak accident involving a Muller yoghurt. My plastic spoon snagged on the base of the pot and flicked half a teaspoon’s worth of yoghurt directly into my left eye! This is freakish for two reasons:

1) My eye was half a foot away from the pot
2) I wear glasses

You may not know this, and I sure as hell didn’t until 10 minutes ago, but yoghurt in your eye bloody hurts. It may come down to flavour. Who knows, mandarin always tastes a little acidic. I had to leg it out of the room and now I have a bloodshot eye.
I may write a letter of complaint to Muller and see what response I get. Injured by yoghurt indeed.